Tuesday 15 March 2011
Once upon a time, in a faraway land...
How does he sleep at night? I'm guessing Nick Clegg sings him lullabies and tells him far-fetched fairytales about this magical land called 'The Big Society' - a place where those born into privilege are held up as figureheads of the community, and all the little people are more than happy to work for less than minimum wage, all the while being portrayed as 'lazy' and 'workshy'.
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No, I don't think that happens. Nick Clegg did promise to read him a bedtime story, told him it would be the best story ever - the kind of story that all youngsters would love to hear. However once little David had snuggled into bed with his teddy and cocoa, the naughty Mr Clegg took all his pocket money away and said there was no guarantee he could read it as there were far too many kids all wanting to look at the book at the same time.
ReplyDeleteI think you just inspired a new fairy tale.
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